Cattle Still Respect Two Hunded Year Old Fence

My farm has many fences, from modern page wire, and four-strand barbed wire to early cedar rail constructions kept standing by constant vigilance, the application of more wire, more rails and earnest hope the cattle won’t notice the weak spots.

Root fenceYet there is still one fence that cattle won’t try.

It’s two hundred years old, at least, for it consists of the roots of the original trees cut down to clear the land. There are axe marks bitten into its sides. The wood still contains the sweat and cuss words of men and teams straining to rip the stumps from the rocky soil. Before there was time to split cedar rails, the settlers laid the twisting roots side by side to fence in their cattle and horses.

Though made obsolete by the barbed wire nearby, my root fence keeps on doing its job, a testament to folks who built things to last.   Wouldn’t I love to come back in another hundred years to see whether 22nd century cattle still back away from the pioneers’ spiky barrier.

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Garter Snakes Rise to the Lure of Spring

There is a certain grey old fence post, perhaps dug in by some  long-dead farmer, which serves as portal to the reptile palaces hidden in the layers of limestone bedrock underneath the shale. Each fall, the garter snakes of the region turn away from their above ground lives as soon as the nip of fall starts to slow their cold blood. One by one they find the secret entrances to the underground chambers and vanish for the long winter months, hived up with their fellows.  Canada is the garter snake capital of the world.  In certain  dens, they congregate in their thousands to escape the lethal frosts and storms.

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But in the spring, it only takes a fine day of sunshine, the last drips of melting snow and, deep in their rock crevices, the snakes know. Near me, they come up from the bottom of the fence post.  First one or two as scouts, then half a dozen then, if the sunshine persists, word reaches the waiting hundreds. Day after day, they come up in their numbers, all via the fence post.  They lay about, luxuriously warming themselves until they are limber enough to join the writhing knots of their comrades in spectacular mating balls before sliding away to live their solitary summer lives.  Late in the summer the females will give live birth to up to eighty baby snakes which wriggle off independently the moment they are born.

The emergence happens in late March or early April.  But snakes have been lured to the surface on particularly warm January or February days where they coil, confused on the snow.  One such misguided garter snake, bent on survival in December, made its frozen way to the house and found a way inside.  No matter often it was ejected, it determinedly crawled back in to the life-sustaining heat.  The last time, I couldn’t find it.  I fervently hope it denned up out of reach of the cats and respectfully went on its way again weeks later after the snow disappeared.

I’ll scarcely mention the black snakes that also emerge from the rock layers and lie in their numbers on the hillside warming up.   Their dusky coils are almost impossible to spot among last year’s leaf debris and the snakes are still too torpid to shoot out of the way.  They make it a season for walking very carefully.

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Writers — How to Get Started in the Morning

Are you slow, first thing?  Fighting the blear-eyed groggies?  Coffee not strong enough to do the job?  Well, try a little Moxy Fruvous and tap dance all the way to your desk.

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Fire Strikes the Village – Once Again

Ever wonder about those odd gaps in Main Street, that old barn without a house nearby, that row of foundation stones sticking forlornly out of the grass?

Think fire.

Blog-fireThis week, during a blizzard, fire took out a house that has been part of our village street for probably the last hundred years. A small home with narrow ladder stairs and a roof pinching low over the upstairs rooms.  Age and decades of trying to keep warm made it a tinderbox of old dry wood.  Though almost next door to the fire trucks, fire gutted the place in a voracious inferno despite the best efforts of the volunteer firefighters rushing through the storm to deal with the emergency.

Such a loss is like a neighbour suddenly murdered.  I walked past that house every day to school, played in the lane behind it with the youngsters who lived there, took shelter in its welcoming kitchen warmth when waiting for the high school bus.  Everyone still creeps carefully past its ruffian lilac hedge which obscures traffic shooting up the hill beyond.

Since first settlement, fire has been a constant if arbitrary visitor, consuming a barn here, a house there, now fancying a mill, a crowded steamship, a tannery, a store, a  tailor shop, a busy hotel. Fire is a rude, uninvited agent of change, wiping out history, forcing room for the new.

You would never know that on the empty patch of gravel directly across from this week’s casualty, once stood a splendid six storey mill, for a time the largest in the country.  It burned spectacularly  in 1905 in a conflagration seen for miles around.  Or on that in the peaceful, grassy spot beside the nearby church, the lovely manse was also lost to fire.  The lady who lived there claimed it was God’s punishment for getting a television.  More likely a punishment for not getting her stove pipes cleaned often enough.  Building after building has suffered this fate.

Remember the Great Fire of London?  Or Chicago?  Well just about every little town or village has also had its Great Fire.  In my village, flames swept through one windy day around the turn of the last century, destroying most of the homes and businesses.  The homeless moved away, businesses were never rebuilt, the population shrank to a hamlet barely mentioned on a map. A hundred years later, the place has not recovered.  The same story goes for another village four miles down the road, once a thriving local port.  But in 1921, fire destroyed 28 homes in a single night.  Now you will miss what remains if you glance away while driving past.

With smoke alarms, fire safety regulations, modern heating methods and better firefighting, fires are much less frequent but no building is immune. In the old days it was chimney fires, kerosene lamps, tipped over lanterns and overheated stove pipes that were the culprits.  Today it is electrical faults or overtaxed heaters.

Only last month, when the entire county was one vast, bitterly cold sheet of ice, a massive barn that been standing for 140 years burned to the ground with all the livestock in it.  Volunteer fire trucks from miles around sped over treacherous roads to help out, battling to save the rest of the farm and hose down the giant bales of hay burning fiercely in their stack next door.   Neighbours took in surviving animals, the small tank trucks raced back and forth for water refills, ice coated everything.

I am personally all too acquainted with fire.

My first encounter was when a gas lamp exploded beside my crib, flaming up the sides.  My brave little mom, alone in a remote farmhouse, pulled me out, got a blanket and managed to beat down the blaze, all the while vainly ordering me not to follow her back into the smoke filled room.  As if a terrified toddler would obey that one.

As a child, I watched a neighbour’s great wooden barn go up. Flames crackled eerily inside it.  Then, as forcefully as an exploding bomb, they burst out in a giant, roaring fireball that engulfed the place.  Anyone trying to rescue property would have been instantly incinerated.  A seared-in-my-brain illustration of why one should never, ever run back into a burning building no matter how safe it looks.

When I was in high school, my farmhouse, the same one my mother had earlier saved,  burned to its foundations when no one was at home.  An oil stove was blamed for igniting a house that had survived candles, lamps and pot-bellied stoves since the 1870s.  I’ll never forget getting off the school bus and blinking stupidly at the empty space here my house was supposed to stand.  The one time in my life when I literally could not believe my eyes.

My parents moved to the house next door.  Years later, a Sunday morning phone call informed me that that house, too, had caught fire on the coldest night of the winter.  The local fire tanker, recently used to flood the outdoor rink, was only half full.  Nevertheless, they got the fire out but the interior was a blackened, irretrievable mass of smoke and water damage.  This time, the cause was the heat lamp turned on full to keep the washing machine lines from freezing.  Only a shrieking smoke alarm saved my parents from dying in their bed. The pets never made it.

My modern house now sits on the site.  Fire lives here too – at least all winter.  I heat with wood and my wood stove glows, day and night, with cheery flames enclosed in a unit so advanced you can put your hand flat on the metal back and find it cool.  My fire is a faithful friend, It keeps me warm on the most frigid nights and saves me from the shocking vagaries of heating oil, hydro or propane costs. I love to sit and watch it.

But I keep the chimney clean, fresh batteries in all the smoke alarms and a fast escape plan close at hand.  You never know when the best of friends might turn rogue.

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Weird Historical Love Potions. Don’t Try This at Home

Kitchen spices may double as charming love boosters, but they are only a tiny sample of what humans have resorted to in order to bedazzle the opposite sex. Certain  munchies, such as raw bull’s testicles, pigeon eggs with honey and pig lard, oysters, nightshade and truffles (Napoleon’s favourite) were said to be sure fire.  The tomato, also known as the love apple, was banned by the Puritans as far too lust inducing for a decently sober population.  In the orient, eating as much garlic as possible made one irresistible to the opposite sex.  Also ambergris, a waxy substance from a whale’s innards composed of compacted squid parts and whale dung.        .

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I’ve devoured a whole pound of garlic, darling,
just for you.

I mentioned Cleopatra dissolving pearls in vinegar.  Well, the Maharajah of Bikaner swallowed crushed diamonds in hopes of making his performance sparkle. Among the Romans, Horace recommended liver and dried marrow.  Pliny the Elder favoured hyena eyes and hippopotamous snouts.  A fellow could always attach a vulture’s lung or a rooster’s testicle to himself for added attraction.  Or eat a sparrow whole, a bird sacred to Aphrodite, goddess of love.

All of this says we’ll do practically anything for each other.  The trick is to survive the effort.

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Your Kitchen Spices Lead a Double Life – as Potent Love Charms. Who Knew!

Looking into love charms for my recent romance novel, Will He Be Mine?, book one of The Love Potion Chronicles, I discovered that our common kitchen herbs and spices have a second life hundreds of years old.  As love inducers. So if you are are looking for that special someone, or feeling a little neglected, you can turn to your spice rack.

SpicesTo attract the opposite sex, toss dill seeds and bay leaves into your bath.  Fennel seeds, roots and leaves also awaken love. To speed the fire of love, you can burn cinnamon, basil or lavender to make a scented fire.  If you fear your love may wander, be sure to slip caraway seeds into their pocket to keep them faithful.

To strengthen the bond between you and your mate, sprinkle coriander on the sheets for reconciliation and faithfulness. A good one for long married couples.

Or use crushed spearmint leaves to bring love, healing and wisdom. Spearmint used to be a nymph who attracted the attention of Pluto, lord of the underworld.  Unfortunately Pluto’s ladylove, Persephone, found out and turned the nymph into a plant.  Pluto kindly added the healing qualities.  Compensation enough, one wonders, for a future as flora instead of fauna?

Want to send your love a message of joy and happiness to bind them to you?  Feed them something laden with oregano, rosemary or thyme. You may have to add a short lecture if your dear one is not up to speed on flavour signals.

Saffron, vanilla and nutmeg are also said to be effective seducers.  Cleopatra favoured saffron.  She also liked to dissolve pearls in vinegar, shine her hair with bear grease and bathe in goats’ milk so she had all the bases covered.  A love pillow filled with catnip induces tenderness and boosts attraction – providing you and your lover can fight off the cat.

If things get a little slow in the bedroom, try lovage which means “love’s ache”.  The hot spices come into their own here.  Ginger, hot chili peppers and paprika have all been used to generate more heat when the furnace is low.

So now you can cook up a great stew and great love all at the same time.  Your innocent looking, dual purpose spice rack is waiting to help.

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New Romance Novel: Will He Be Mine?

Will he Be MineI’m back in the romance business with a new book called Will He Be Mine?which was a lot of fun to write. It’s book one of the Love Potion Chronicles in which a modern day love potion causes some crazy havoc in the lives of unsuspecting guys and gals looking for love.  Is the potion a secret weapon or a catastrophe in the making?

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A Writer’s First Love – Her Battered Country Mailbox

As soon I started writing, the mailbox became a focus of breathless attention.  Would it bring acceptance of a work?  Or yet another rejection?  Or a rejection with an encouraging letter saying keep at it?  Or an in between that might become acceptance if I made the suggested changes? Would there be, wonder of wonders, an actual check enclosed?  Even though email has diminished much of its function, the mailbox still holds the possibility of magic every day.

My country mailbox suffers much for me.  Its mortal enemy is the county snowplow which roars past in blizzards, throwing up a huge wing of snow, generally missing the mailbox by a few inches.

Or not.

Next are the folks who can’t keep control of their cars on the gentle corner.  With acres of open land available, they manage to hit my oak tree, knock over my skinny little pine, smash in all the culvert ends, whack the flagpole, take out the fence anchor posts and, yes, send my mailbox spinning across the road.

After them come whipping winds, relentless rain, rust-inducing road salt spray, and rough yanks by the paper delivery folks pulling the door off its hinge.

I’ve seen birds trying to move in at nesting time and long grass attempting to swallow the mailbox in summer.  The long-suffering receptacle depends on regular first aid from me and outright rescue when it is, once again, knocked from its perch. The post, with a joint in the middle designed to turn when struck, never seems to do its job.  It’s up to me to keep the mailbox standing upright.  Which I certainly will.  For a writer, the mail will never lose its suspense – or its thrill.

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The Squirrel Who Thought She was Invisible

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No one can see me if I don’t move.

What does a squirrel do when caught between a human and a house? Freeze — and pretend she is invisible.

I must have been a frightening surprise to this  country creature who spends her life fleeing people.  With deep snow all around and no means of escape apparent, the squirrel didn’t move a hair.  I got so close, I took the picture you see with no zoom.

The temptation to touch was strong.  Instead, I backed away. When I stepped around a corner, the wild thing shot to life, leaving behind only a bounding track and quirky memory.  To the real predators, I hope she is truly invisible.

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A Very Tough Winter if You are a Mouse.

For Robbie Burns Day, January 25

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A terrifying dash across open snow to the bird feeder.

When darkness falls, the courageous mice who live near the house, despite the cats, slip onto the deck at night to steal sunflower seeds from the bird feeder, exposing themselves to all kinds of danger.  They make a wild dash for it, snatch their seed and gulp it down pressed into the shelter of the wall,  explaining the tidy pyramids of sunflower shells I kept finding in the day.

They are the lucky ones.  With the entire landscape turned into vast sheet of thick, almost impenetrable ice and snow, it’s a challenge for a country mouse to make it through the winter.  I haven’t helped. Taking wood from my woodpile, I have unfortunately uncovered and ruined snug mouse homes walled with grass which, in the words of Robert Burns, must have cost “monie a weary nibble.”

In honour of Robbie Burns day, and in apology to the mice, I’m offering Burns’ immortal poem, To a Mouse.  When his plough sliced through a mouse nest, this is his address to the terrified little creature he turned out into the cold.  He understood, better than anyone, that both mice and humans were subject to unforeseen disaster.

To a Mouse

Wee, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie,
O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee,
Wi’ murdering pattle.

I’m truly sorry man’s dominion
Has broken Nature’s social union,
An’ justifies that ill opinion
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth born companion
An’ fellow mortal!

I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
‘S a sma’ request;
I’ll get a blessin wi’ the lave,
An’ never miss’t.

Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin!
It’s silly wa’s the win’s are strewin!
An’ naething, now, to big a new ane,
O’ foggage green!
An’ bleak December’s win’s ensuin,
Baith snell an’ keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an’ waste,
An’ weary winter comin fast,
An’ cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro’ thy cell.

That wee bit heap o’ leaves an’ stibble,
Has cost thee monie a weary nibble!
Now thou’s turned out, for a’ thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter’s sleety dribble,
An’ cranreuch cauld.

But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ men
Gang aft agley,
An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!

Still thou are blest, compared wi’ me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But och! I backward cast my e’e,
On prospects drear!
An’ forward, tho’ I canna see,
I guess an’ fear!    

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If your 18th century Scottish dialect is rusty, go here for translation:  http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_a_Mouse

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